Friday, September 19, 2008

LILYISMS - THE JOKES ON US!



This is a converstaion between Lily and her dad tonight. Jeff has been trying to teach her how to tell a joke...
Dad - Okay Lily say pea soup after every question I ask you. What did you have for breakfast?
Lily - Toast
Dad - No, say pea soup after everything I say. What did you have for breakfast?
Lily - Pea Soup
Dad - What did you have for lunch?
Lily - Pea Soup
Dad - What did you have for dinner?
Lily - Pea Soup
Dad - What did you do all night?
Lily - lay in bed!

Next ~

Dad - Hi, I'm Thursday, Hi, I'm Friday, you wanna go out on Saturday and have a ...
Lily - Snack!